Despite starter Trevor Bauer springing a leak and spouting blood out of his finger in the first inning, the…
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Don’t blame me, I’m voting Meteor.
Low-angle end-zone photographs already make the NFL look like a video game, and the Dolphins’ newly renovated…
Show me when Deadspin was “sports only reporting.”
Duke basketball, the Boston Celtics, the New England Patriots, the Yankees, the Red Sox, and the Cardinals. I’m basically a reverse frontrunner.
I think questions like this are based on a sort of upside-down premise: that there’s an overarching purpose behind the number of articles about [Team X]. Nobody over here is going, “Man, we need more Browns articles—somebody make fun of the Browns, stat!” We publish the number of LOL Browns articles that corresponds…
Kiss his butt, Ma! Do it!
After you kiss my butt.
Has Curt Schilling ever shown he can competently do anything other than pitch a baseball?
The beauty part of the set-up for this mess that Schilling created for himself is that the initial question from the Fox Bidniss Lady was a softball for Curt to defend an entirely different set of remarks by Donald Trump that revealed him to be a sexual predator.
Oooooh Schilling nails the nattering nabobs of negativity by accusing them of creating a “nonflict!” He made up a word and nailed them right in the mind!
Tomase: Seems like you were kinda tying yourself into knots trying to defend Trump yesterday bud.
At least he dressed up for the occasion.
Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.
“Schilling starts out by proclaiming that it’s totally normal for adults to remark on the physical appearance of their friends’ kids”
When someone says this to me in real life I always counter with “Yeah? Well, I’ve never seen Star Wars!” just to one up them. Anyone within earshot usually stops and applauds both of us.
I was on Jeopardy and it hasn’t aired yet. He was kind of dismissive of me (and of the 5 stories I gave them beforehand, chose to talk about the one that I only put in there so that I’d have the 5 he asked for - literally any one of the first 4 would have been amazing, and he chose the boring one, and THEN was…
I got four of them. I’d like to thank Deadspin and Jalopnik for keeping me abreast of the goings-on of Florida Man.
You mean “jabronois.”
I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.