Speaking of evil clowns...

Whoa, slow down bud, trying to take notes here.

Game, blouses.

I have no desire to watch Donald Trump talk

Beets

If you’re noticing your age, you’re too old for that shit.

Thanks.

Absolutely not—leaving aside other sports, that would be Branch Rickey even if he had had no role in desegregation—but it would be a hell of a thing, and Epstein is just an incredibly impressive guy who’s adopted the real innovations of teams like the A’s and Rays to build great, entertaining teams that have big-city…

No, just make sure you don’t look like this

All the communist propaganda is handed down for me and Tom Ley to write about.

Tell me if this has ever happened to you: So last night I wake up at about 3 am to take a piss and I also have a raging hard on. So I sit down on the toilet in the dark and bend my penis down to what I believe is the appropriate angle and let er rip. Very quickly I detect a warm sensation on my right leg. Then I…

Follow up: why do you mispronounce coupon?

I liked his continued role as a sleeper agent in Season 2. In Season 3 he was basically Dr. Richard Kimble, but never did find the one-armed man.

every time i see Mandy Patinkin’s name all I can think about is how when Homeland first came out a bunch of folks thought that that was the actress who played Brody’s wife and were googling “Mandy Patinkin topless”.

“Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

You joke, but we’re only 3 months removed from Bill O’Reilly talking about how slaves didn’t have it so bad ...

So the kid was like “I have a STEM degree, where is my job?” and Trump was like, “What if you assembled iPhones? Wouldn’t that be cool?”

Hey, HEY. Show some respect. That’s a Wharton business school grad you’re talking about!

Yes that is correct. And to confirm, yes this idiot is the Republican nominee for president.

You libtards don’t get it, Trump has to keep his job plan a secret because otherwise the enemy will be tipped off and be ready. You don’t think the Mexicans and CHINA are salivating over Crooked Hillary’s plan to invest in new energy and infrastructure? Same idea as his secret plan to defeat ISIS, see. Genius.