“It’s just like The Breakfast Club, except everyone is 70, evil, and maybe sundowning.”

Not to defend this jackass in any way, but a clarification: Big10 scholarships are guaranteed against injury, and can be revoked only if the player fails to maintain academic standards, quits or has disciplinary issues. It’a a little thing, sure.

OUR TROOPS FOUGHT AND DIED FOR YOUR RIGHT TO DESTROY YOUR BODIES IN A FREE MARKET DEFYING UNOFFICIAL ENFORCED FARM SYSTEM FOR A CONDITIONAL EDUCATION THAT COULD BE REVOKED AT ANY MINUTE SHOULD YOU BE DETERMINED TO DAMAGED BEYOND REPAIR

You’d think a guy that spent time defending one of our allies from a country where they will literally kill you for not being patriotic enough would admire the liberties we have in this country which he himself defended. I guess that’s asking too much for some people.

“They won’t take the risk to exhibit their free speech in a way that places their circumstance in jeopardy, so let them get out of uniform and do their protesting on somebody else’s nickel,” he said.

If they stopped doing this running tally, people would be popping up in other articles comments sections asking what the hell happened to it. It’s very popular, and good and cool and good. It’s honestly one of my favorite baseball things going right now.

Best running segment on Deadspin. Thanks for being a member of the best (worst) fans in baseball.

They also need to make sure they get clear on pronunciation. It could be pronounced “yogging,” as it might be a soft J sound.

One reasonable reason to cover your mouth when you yawn is the dreaded involuntary gleek. Nothing worse than yawning and all of a sudden the paper in front of you is covered in tiny droplets of spit.

To this day, I still tell people that my light is a clapper, just to see if they’ll clap like an asshole. It’s not a clapper, what the fuck are you doing. Hilarious

My college house was affectionaely named Tugboat by the guys who lived there before us. We thought it was because it was a house that looked, eerily enough, like the interior of a tugboat (and it did.) Apparently it ACTUALLY got the name cause the guys enjoyed jerking off in the living room.

So, you know, not all house…

Blame the Cardinals for continuing to lose.

That’s subjective, it’s only 73 losses old, and there’s still all of next season!

Wholeheartedly disagree.

Were you here for the 69th loss?!?

Do you know what a meme is?

No, no it didn’t. We still have the die-hard Cardinals’ fans fighting the good fight and commenting so this is still fresh and enjoyable.

After last night, I literally cannot wrap my mind around the idea that any sane person would think he is qualified to serve as president. He’s the worst sort of thin-skinned, narcissistic, no-nothing bully.

It’s really illuminating to see what happens when people have an anonymous or semi-anonymous platform to publish their opinions. I honestly think that some of these people may not even be as racist as they seem in their ignorant comments; they’re just super-unintelligent and feel obligated/entitled to “pick a side”…