I think it was Trevor Noah who said a few weeks ago that the only person that either of these two could ever possibly beat in an election is each other.

Really? I ride a motorcycle and use a front pocket wallet. Never fallen out (I keep a cell phone in front pockets too...) and it’s never been uncomfortable. How tight are your jeans dawg?

Really? I ride a motorcycle and use a front pocket wallet. Never fallen out (I keep a cell phone in front pockets…

SlimFold. There’s really no better choice for me.

SlimFold. There’s really no better choice for me.

I thnk the moral is “don’t write celebratory posts on Facebook, bruh.”

It’s a sports blog, they’re covering sports results.

I quit Facebook a month ago. None of my friends were really bad. It was the “friends of friends” that were killing me.

Fact: This whole fucking Presidential election has been a nightmare that seems like it’s never going to end.

This. I’m from Europe. Not even one of those western european lovely countries with theachers who get paid a decent amount. I got hooked on Pinterest...and then I went to the DIY and mommy blogs part of Pinterest. Big mistake.  I couldn’t believe the amount of mommy blogs with so much bogus crap that was treated like…

My dad likes to send me ridiculous chain emails full of right wing conspiracy nonsense. A few times I’ve responded with articles that disprove whatever his email is claiming, and his response is invariably that you can’t believe the biased liberal media.

why older people think you can believe everything you read online

Doesn’t the article already answer this question?

I hate being a Lions fan.

“Touchdown!”

Christ on a cracker, but that op-ed is special. The best part is The Tennesseean acting like they had no choice but to publish this horseshit. As if those of us who grew up there and don’t love Nathan Bedford Forrest needed a reminder that the population of ignorant, ass-backwards, racist fucks in the state was alive…

Looks like someone got my email!

This fucker complaining about Antonio Brown of all players is exactly why no one cares about your fantasy team.

“A MAN IN MY POSITION CAN’T AFFORD TO BE MADE TO LOOK RIDICULOUS!”

It is “j”...the saying created to get people to use the format was a play on the peanut butter slogan “Choosy developers choose .gif” which was based Jif’s long time slogan “Choosy moms choose Jif”

I'm a fellow, depressed Cardinals fan, but if the guy who invented the .gif says it's pronounced jif, I change my ways and say jif.

In America, coins are curious and absurd reminders of a long-gone age. You can still wind up with some, but your best response is to give them away to the nearest small child.