Donald Trump was not elected the editor of Jalopnik. I hope this helps. 

i ain’t reading all that
i’m happy for u tho
or sorry that happened

It’s good to see David Zaslav has things under control...

My wife saw a post that called it the Deplorian.   I’m still giggling about that one.

incEL Camino driven by cybercucks.  A match made in history.

incEL Camino.

The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol. 

Do you believe there to be a specific sum of money that can alter the space-time continuum and change events in the past?

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Unfortunately for us, since this only happened yesterday, we don’t know much, but we’re going to fight as hard as we can to keep the comments under the new owners. The good news, the company that bought us is an actual media company and not some random AI startup just looking to buy a name, so while I’m sure there…

Oh no the hit bigot is hollering what ever will I do

😂😂

A key difference being that my dashcam does not mysteriously turn itself off before I go all Leroy Jenkins on someone.

ACAB.

DONT TAZE ME BRO!

Hungry Harry ~ “I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he order six shakes or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one…

I love how this reads like they’re talking about an invasive species.

Those numbers just don’t line up at all. Let’s say they had a million deposits/reservations. That’s 1 in every 300 Americans. Now figure that half of America has pretty much ruled out an EV, at least for now. And at least half of those those that would consider an EV won’t consider a Tesla and/or think the CT is a…

Yup. He showed up actually right around the same time your comment came in, right on cue, a Space Karen cuck here to defend his white nationalist leader. 

So if I’m reading you right, none of us should be buying cars capable of exploding in an impact?