I’ve seen an actual Envista in my suburban town. More than once even. It could still be a hoax, but at least Buick is putting enough effort into the hoax to have one driving around suburban Dallas.

I bought a $4200 Canali suit to replace my old, worn out $200 Men’s Warehouse special, and everyone thinks I’m still wearing the old suit! How awesome is that ?!?

Nah, that DeLorean had the flux capacitor option and is actually only a few weeks old, relatively.

Well it’s hard to make the wrap stick properly if you have blood on the panel from the sharp edges. Best leave it to the pros!

I saw a DeLorean at my local Costco a few days ago. Over 40 years old and its stainless steel panels still look better than a brand new Cybertruck.

If you  don’t slice your hands wide open.

That’s an insult to dip shits.

$4200 to wrap a vehicle that’s all flat panels. There are ZERO complex curves or body lines to follow. This is the automotive equivalent of wrapping a boxed birthday present.

$4,200 on making it look exactly the same.

On a side note, I bet places that wrap vehicles LOVE doing these things. Probably the easiest car out there to wrap 🤣

If they had just focused on their core competencies: building EVs better/cheaper than the competition and mataining/growing the charging network, they would probably have a larger and updated car lineup that would be selling like crazy. Especially a truck that doesn’t look like a childhood drawing.

Jumping a car should be a skill that anyone with a driver’s license should possess and yet here we are.  But kudos to AAAOC for this.

That’s stupid! Who even owns a motorized snake?!

A bunch of Cybertruck bros pretending to be explorers and venturing off into one of the more hostile-to-humans areas of our planet. This should end well.

I’ll bet money these guys have to be rescued by people in real trucks at some point.

Never a car itself, but what that car is displaying. I live in an area where several people have Confederate flags plastered all over their cars and flying from their flagpoles. I don’t care how cool your car and truck are, I’m not going to think highly of you for flying these flags.

I honestly think that these abominations will forever tarnish the use of the prefix “Cyber” on any product moving forward.

Thanks a-fucking-lot, Elon.

William Gibson should sue. 

Counterpoint: He is smart in exactly zero ways, he is a conman and a snake oil salesman who got rich marketing the ingenuity of others.

Which is why, as the article admits, you DON’T hand them your unlocked phone. The apps support transmitting your ID information digitally without unlocking it.

I’m not sure how I’m going to sleep tonight knowing I was owned so much.