Did Velaidum apologize to the meteorite for having his house in its path?

This is the most exciting thing to happen in Prince Edward Island since Dennis King found that rock that was shaped a little like a heart!

Do you tag Musk with links to your sweaty stanning or is it a hobby to try this hard? Either way he doesn’t give a shit.

Reading is fundamental.

elon aint gonna fuck you, dude

People who “forget” that they are carrying a firearm should be put on a “no buy” list for weapons.

“Execute Order  66”

No this is bullshit.

What damage has Cadillac’s second best selling model done to the barely surviving brand?

You’re looking at it from the wrong direction. The news isn’t about someone popping out a dent.

Never seen homologate before (nor has spellcheck, apparently). Had to look it up.

I didn’t think the leopard would eat *MY* face!

That... Almost works? It’s certainly the least-hideous Cybertruck I’ve seen to date, which both is and is not saying something.

Bite my shiny metal frunk.

I know this isn’t the place for it, but compared to Kendrick, Drake’s taste in cars is downright juvenile.

Canadian seconds and American seconds are the same. Canadian seconds just come with free healthcare.

“But it could also come down to familiarity: you’ve probably seen hundreds of Model S’s and have become used to them”

Get out of here and take your well-developed understanding of physics with you, this is Trump’s America now. Those aren’t stains. They’re MAGA Marks, they’re supposed to be there, and anyone who doesn’t have them is a beta cuck or whatever they like to call everyone they don’t like these days.

Most people who own them don’t need a pickup truck period.

After all that work, it’s still the second best electric truck in that picture...