I didn’t think the leopard would eat *MY* face!

That... Almost works? It’s certainly the least-hideous Cybertruck I’ve seen to date, which both is and is not saying something.

Bite my shiny metal frunk.

I know this isn’t the place for it, but compared to Kendrick, Drake’s taste in cars is downright juvenile.

Canadian seconds and American seconds are the same. Canadian seconds just come with free healthcare.

“But it could also come down to familiarity: you’ve probably seen hundreds of Model S’s and have become used to them”

Get out of here and take your well-developed understanding of physics with you, this is Trump’s America now. Those aren’t stains. They’re MAGA Marks, they’re supposed to be there, and anyone who doesn’t have them is a beta cuck or whatever they like to call everyone they don’t like these days.

Most people who own them don’t need a pickup truck period.

After all that work, it’s still the second best electric truck in that picture...

Donald Trump was not elected the editor of Jalopnik. I hope this helps. 

i ain’t reading all that
i’m happy for u tho
or sorry that happened

It’s good to see David Zaslav has things under control...

My wife saw a post that called it the Deplorian.   I’m still giggling about that one.

incEL Camino driven by cybercucks.  A match made in history.

incEL Camino.

The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol. 

Do you believe there to be a specific sum of money that can alter the space-time continuum and change events in the past?

🤡☝️

Yup. He showed up actually right around the same time your comment came in, right on cue, a Space Karen cuck here to defend his white nationalist leader. 

So if I’m reading you right, none of us should be buying cars capable of exploding in an impact?