“It’s the kind of thing beloved by the most insufferable nerds on earth and no one else.”

“In the same way Mac introduced us to personal computing and iPhone introduced us to mobile computing, Vision Pro will introduce us to spatial computing,” Tim Cook said Monday.

This sounds like an incredibly underwhelming conference.

This is the best thing I’ve read in days.  Like all of this could have also happened between three coworkers at the local Hot Topic, and the stakes would have been completely the same.

Yes, you’d understand that if your weren’t a fucking idiot who’s scared of gays and girls. Now fuck off, troll.

That’s an automatic whether they clap or not.

Haley calling the existence of trans women in sports “the women’s rights issue of our time”

Indeed, I’m wondering if I need a /s after my post.

“Please clap”

Nothing says your political party has no platform quite like perpetually targeting a demographic of people doing nothing but living their lives peacefully. 

What if NFTs, Digipets and Beanie Babies had a threesome, Alex?

That’s just what Meghan Markle in disguise would say. Who is eccentric composer Karl Jenkins, and why has he never been seen in the same room as Meghan Markle?

Two times I went inside LDAC and the one time at the ranch they weren't that strict on pictures. I have a bunch of pictures from both trips.

This comment needs a million stars.

i am a real journalist: this is an op-ed.

What would be even more appropriate is him collapsing into a puddle of goo just like the hateful Senator character who expressed this exact fucking reprehensible view in the movie this shithead obviously hasn’t seen.

The X-men were the good guys, right? These guys never stop telling on themselves...

so god damned weird to have a person of color going after us like this considering the fact of, who the fuck does he think is next? I'm so sorry you're such an asshole dude but guess what after you get thrown in the cage next to me i'm not sharing the fucking moldy bread I've been allowed you hateful ratbastard 

There’s a lot of people out there that would look at Rep. Webster and call him a mutant. 

This guy wants trans people dead. Straight up.