“You can never be woke enough—that’s the problem...It’ll eventually get to ‘straight white men are not allowed to talk.’”

The venue, which has been referred to as an “anti-cancel culture club” by the Hollywood Reporter (and as “cancel-proof” by Fox News)

Are we really still implying that dick size is responsible and it couldn't just be inattentive partners? 🤥

Damn, Kyrsten Sinema is getting desperate for attention.

Tems’ dress is gorgeous BUT it blocked the person behind her from seeing. So gorgeous but a bit rude. Just sayin’

Every time I see these kids I’m reminded that “the unexamined life is not worth living.” 

“No, I’m quite certain there’s always been a Thursday Addams.”

I’m almost always onboard with Jezebel, but that line set me off, especially considering all the stories they’ve made around body positivity:

Frankly, I can’t think of anyone more deserving of losing all of their hair by age 36.

I think everyone has the same question about this fit: How will she pee in it?

What do you have to live for if you can’t fuck the M&M’s spokescandies?

That countdown-to-the-18th-birthday shit is just so fucking gross, and it hasn’t gone anywhere. Millie Bobbie Brown and Billie Eilish both had to suffer it lately. I wish we could make some kind of unofficial online registry for guys who do shit like that, so they could never get laid by decent women again.

“Secondly, it’s unknown who cobbled together Bey’s setlist and whether or not she had a say in it at all”

Anne Hathaway might not be the greatest Catwoman of all time. But also she might be

You have to do a special preorder.

How do I get a Tron 3 without Jared Leto?

Would you be ok with it if it was a detail about your own personal life that anyone could google and would probably get brought up every time you did something in your work life?

Tell you what; you guys stop doing all slideshows and I’ll turn off my ad blocker on your websites.

The less you use it, the longer you can use it.

Why would you care about who is watching you when you are getting paid to be watched? Either you have a problem with the whole enterprise or you have a problem with the who in the enterprise. This is a weird, thinly-veiled homophobic comment.