What if NFTs, Digipets and Beanie Babies had a threesome, Alex?

That’s just what Meghan Markle in disguise would say. Who is eccentric composer Karl Jenkins, and why has he never been seen in the same room as Meghan Markle?

This comment needs a million stars.

What would be even more appropriate is him collapsing into a puddle of goo just like the hateful Senator character who expressed this exact fucking reprehensible view in the movie this shithead obviously hasn’t seen.

“It’s like I’m watching an X-Men movie. It’s like we have mutants living among us on planet Earth.”

The X-men were the good guys, right? These guys never stop telling on themselves...

That apology tho!!! “sorry I called you demons”...holy shit that’s the most Florida Man apology ever. Even Tiny D woulda mustered up something that sounded better.

so god damned weird to have a person of color going after us like this considering the fact of, who the fuck does he think is next? I'm so sorry you're such an asshole dude but guess what after you get thrown in the cage next to me i'm not sharing the fucking moldy bread I've been allowed you hateful ratbastard 

There’s a lot of people out there that would look at Rep. Webster and call him a mutant. 

This guy wants trans people dead. Straight up.

“You can never be woke enough—that’s the problem...It’ll eventually get to ‘straight white men are not allowed to talk.’”

The venue, which has been referred to as an “anti-cancel culture club” by the Hollywood Reporter (and as “cancel-proof” by Fox News)

Are we really still implying that dick size is responsible and it couldn't just be inattentive partners? 🤥

Damn, Kyrsten Sinema is getting desperate for attention.

Tems’ dress is gorgeous BUT it blocked the person behind her from seeing. So gorgeous but a bit rude. Just sayin’

Every time I see these kids I’m reminded that “the unexamined life is not worth living.” 

“No, I’m quite certain there’s always been a Thursday Addams.”

I’m almost always onboard with Jezebel, but that line set me off, especially considering all the stories they’ve made around body positivity:

Frankly, I can’t think of anyone more deserving of losing all of their hair by age 36.

I think everyone has the same question about this fit: How will she pee in it?