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Exactly what I needed to hear today. But if the ending is sad, I may never recover.

Yeah. It’s really not that big of a deal.

Fun Fact: It’s actually possible to calculate Harlow’s approximate height from the basketball photo.

Okay, Mister Shakes-Fist-at-Cloud, calm down. She was one of 2 main villains of Sharp Objects, she had bit parts in Handmaid’s Tale and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, she’s the non-Zendaya star of Euphoria and also plays a supporting role on White Lotus... all it took was one google search to figure out that she’s a

I dunno. Dalek Sec sounded a lot different than the other Daleks.

Oh come on, Kevin Costner had a perfectly good American accent in that film!

I think at some point they cut over from analog to digital signal so that could have had something to do with it

Mmm... Key lime pie with a Coke glaze? Doesn’t *sound* great, but waiT UnTIL YOU FUDTCKIGN TRYT ITTH!

The “key bump” of cocaine is so weirdly specific that at the very least he seems pretty familiar with it 

saying banning players for hate speech in a video game makes you “feel icky,” fuckin hell the privilege dripping from that statement

“is just making me feel icky.”

“this makes me feel icky”

They should’ve stuck with Grant Gustin because when it comes to public behavior it seems he’s...
Better than Ezra.

I consider myself lucky to live in an area with an abundance of Asian supermarkets (central Jersey). In a stone’s throw we have an H-Mart, 99 Ranch, Lotte (all Korean); 2 Hong Kong supermarkets and Kam Man (Chinese), 3 Phil-Ams, and I can’t count the number of Indian groceries. I think the one thing we’re missing is a

I’m pretty lucky that I live within 5 miles of both a Chinese supermarket and a Korean one. It’s opened me up to making really good asian dishes at home. I also usually go to both once a month to stock up on fun snacks and pastries.

You could do a lot with that idea, throw in a little Duel of the Fates as background music and someone pacing on the other side of the door waiting for him to get through...

And now I want to see an Obi-wan skit of him and a door in a battle of wills, ala Fitz vs Automatic Door at the Hub (Agents of Shield).

Most men aged 45 and under have been brought up in the age of porn. They were taught that they can only be good lovers if they reproduce what they consume. They were also taught that if their dicks aren’t gigantic, they aren’t really a man and that they’re unable to make women happy.

I would argue about the Brits being able to do American accents with no problem. While they are almost always better than Americans doing Brits, they tend to end up all growly and flat.

mumble mumble Quantum Realm mumble Multiverse something? Fixed it.