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Yeah. It’s really not that big of a deal.

Fun Fact: It’s actually possible to calculate Harlow’s approximate height from the basketball photo.

Okay, Mister Shakes-Fist-at-Cloud, calm down. She was one of 2 main villains of Sharp Objects, she had bit parts in Handmaid’s Tale and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, she’s the non-Zendaya star of Euphoria and also plays a supporting role on White Lotus... all it took was one google search to figure out that she’s a

Mmm... Key lime pie with a Coke glaze? Doesn’t *sound* great, but waiT UnTIL YOU FUDTCKIGN TRYT ITTH!

The “key bump” of cocaine is so weirdly specific that at the very least he seems pretty familiar with it 

saying banning players for hate speech in a video game makes you “feel icky,” fuckin hell the privilege dripping from that statement

“is just making me feel icky.”

“this makes me feel icky”

I consider myself lucky to live in an area with an abundance of Asian supermarkets (central Jersey). In a stone’s throw we have an H-Mart, 99 Ranch, Lotte (all Korean); 2 Hong Kong supermarkets and Kam Man (Chinese), 3 Phil-Ams, and I can’t count the number of Indian groceries. I think the one thing we’re missing is a

I’m pretty lucky that I live within 5 miles of both a Chinese supermarket and a Korean one. It’s opened me up to making really good asian dishes at home. I also usually go to both once a month to stock up on fun snacks and pastries.

Most men aged 45 and under have been brought up in the age of porn. They were taught that they can only be good lovers if they reproduce what they consume. They were also taught that if their dicks aren’t gigantic, they aren’t really a man and that they’re unable to make women happy.

I would think the *owners* of the fancy cars would be less than thrilled about having them parked on the street. If I knew a shop was doing that with my car I wouldn’t be taking my car there.

That’s an incredibly courageous decision. Just amazing.

days after his private plane had to make an emergency landing due to an engine failure.

Good thing many of the infrastructure components in use in the US come from China, and the Chinese would never do something like this, right?

He qualifies for a conservatorship, right? Because Britney did a hell of a lot less and she wasn’t threatening nor violent.

No. Pancakes are pancakes, crepes are crepes. Looking similar doesn’t make them the same.

Crêpes beat both.

Not sure why I can’t edit that (haven’t been here in awhile) but here are the actual pieces

Those two things do kind of have a tendency to go together, generally