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I dunno, a monorail sounds more like a Shelbyville idea.

Almost got killed (in coma) by a drunk trucker as this one in Toronto in 1981. I still have the pain!

YIKES! I don’t even like people who don’t say please to Siri. 

Remember when we all did that cool app that showed what you would look like as an old man?

They bought the data from Amazon.

The CCP has detailed files on 8 billion living human beings.  And they have particular interest in YOUR bathroom habits!

Same and same!

I’ve been in the beta since this was feature announced and updated my app frequently and furiously, yet I still see neither the functionality nor the setting.

You think this is a sex scandal?

I had a slightly lower end version of this. Definitely loved it. Not as nice of a build or materials quality as Id expect for the price (mine was I think $900 or $1000). In fact one of my foot pad things broke during install. No, not user error, just either cheap plastic or a manufacturing defect that caused two of

I had a slightly lower end version of this. Definitely loved it. Not as nice of a build or materials quality as Id

You watch what Google wants to you watch.

This. It’s even worse when there’s no little red bar at the bottom that shows you’ve already watched it.

Any way to get Youtube to stop recommending videos that I’ve already watched? 

Is it worth noting? Do Beyonce or J Lo have anything in common, financially, with a professional dancer who is not a household name or does not have a record deal / royalties / clothing lines / commercial endorsements? Pretty sure the SB pays for their transportation too...

You’ve named nine celebrity musicians who have performed at Superbowls over the years. They were mostly performing music either on albums they were selling or while promoting an album they were selling. Now name just one background dancer who performed at any Superbowl in history who isn’t already named in this

If they want professional dancers, they need to pay them like they’re professionals. If they want a bunch of space fillers to move around like idiots for the camera, I’m sure they can find volunteers. Los Angeles has no shortage of either.

I hit a solid 240fps all the time (Minesweeper).

I hit a solid 240fps all the time (Minesweeper).

Every time Logan Paul does something stupid, an angel gets it’s wings.

I will print this out and mount it in my office.

That’s not pedantry, it’s expecting some amount of basic understanding of what words mean. Which I guess in this day and age is not something one should expect anymore.