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Am I the only one who saw this link on The Root and thought it said ‘Hotep Baking Mats’?

Am I the only one who saw this link on The Root and thought it said ‘Hotep Baking Mats’?

UNDERAGE”

The VHS overlords will be really pissed.

underrated!!!

Technically its morally acceptable to pimp Ridge Wallet while scattering your best friends ashes after a grace period of 6 years

So will the NTSC. Oops.

Is that beyond their expiration date?

I didn’t say that.

Tesla were Russian him to authorise the repair but he said Norway!

LMFAO! Literally got me lauging. 

You’re going to get Helsinki for that joke

Norway did you just make that pun

I SwEdE what you did there... 

Flawless Victory! Cartality........

Take the win, you magnificent fiend!

They’re a bunch a idiots. They’re fine with running into a burning warehouse full of VOCs. But a mask or a vaccine, horrors, I might get sick.
JFC, get over yourself, fake firefighters, you’re not doing anyone any favors. And, btw, to that LAFD fire chief who lives in Texas and commutes to LA for work, go eff yourself

Do you remember in Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith when Ian McDermid/Sentator Palpatine/Darth Sidous said that the Dark Side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to beunnatural”?

Well shit....you’re like the big brother I never asked for! And that was the longest I ever babysat kids I’m not related to...lol

I’m rarely in the comment section but this is my take, too.

It’s part of my “Conscious Rapper” theory: That we think great artists are smart because art hides their lack of depth. But when you take away the art, you realize you don’t want to hear them talk.

See: Ice Cube, Erykah Badu, David Banner, Jill Scott, Killer

Not to be confused with “al fresco” which is where pasta should be eaten whenever possible, “in fresh air” (outdoors).