They had to run a paternity test for him to believe it, pretty sure I could have saved him the $200

Wait, how did you post the picture??

This was a lurid affair for weeks in the German tabloids, especially the “Bild” daily. I think it was them that coined the word of the year when trying to tell Becker’s side of the story: “Samenraub”. I won’t translate ;-o

She was just looking for a broom!

Also, what’s a broom closet?

Not only am I LOL’ing, I can’t stop laughing. This is a really great comment.

Troll harder. And maybe look up some weather data?

I lived in both countries and I always used the washer/dryer combo in the basement of my respective apartment buildings (€1 per 60 minutes), 40°C except for towels, bedding and underwear and whatever setting I felt like because I like to live dangerously.

Like nothing said is ever correct. Someone brings up an example how how surrogacy can be used in a good way and NOPE! YOU’RE WRONG! She called me rude when all she’s done on this entire post is dismiss everyone else’s opinion.

Duchess and/or Duke Serious,

Update: She’s just making shit up.

Is that WW1? Maybe he’s my hot Union dude’s grandson!

I was thinking, “Oh, we can just make up titles now?” Wikipedia says...

There are five million amazing pieces of Mexican profanity and this guy goes with boring ol’ “motherfucker?” For shame.

Everything is a parade with 45. Only now are people realizing that we gotta leave the ignorant would-be-emperor standing naked in his invisible clothes.

He’s even more likeable in the books since he never rapes Cersei.

Oh my, that’s funny! I will see if I can find it tonight and daguerreopost it tomorrow. Weird thing is, I know how to embed a link in a comment, but damn it if I know how to make a pic appear.

It has always been close to this hot, yes. But the frequency of 120+ degree days has been increasing. The average summer temperature is going up.