what i was trying to say with my comment (and apparently didn’t do so great at) was that carrie’s addiction affected her health. but her mental health also fueled her addiction. had she not been dealing with mental health problems, she might not have been an addict. and vice versa. it’s, in my eyes, a vicious cycle…

Thank you for demonstrating what a complete ignorance of mental health and addiction looks like with this utterly worthless comment.

Of course

No one cares about your boner, Peanut Worm.

Or is she saying that she needs to double the efforts to look as beautiful as the rest of us?

yet so relatable.

“i want to look like a normal in the summer. only half as beautiful as my usual self.”

also she said she wants “easy, effortless, paired down beauty” instead of “pared down” and now my hate for her has doubled.

Listen, please dismiss. When you respond to them, they are then approved which is exactly what they want. You might be unbothered but a lot of people will not be so. And the more people respond, the higher chance they have of permanently being approved.

There would be no similar lack of success had he attempted to pick me up.

If I was his handler (and don’t tell me he doesn’t have handlers!) I would have just set up a pretend Twitter world for him and let him go crazy there to keep him occupied. Do you honestly think he would be able to tell the difference if there were just bot responses? All he wants to hear is variations of “U R SO…

My parents went with: “Sure, you can be a princess, but don’t come crying to me when the peasants revolt.”

I think he wakes up in a fever dream at 3am while everyone’s asleep and just starts firing them off. Like, the timestamp will be 3:14am and the Tweet will be “Black people who live in DC smell funny, will be removed” and then his people wake up and they’re like “holy shit, what the fuck?”

Weird, since everyone in that video seems thoroughly competent, careful, and generally intelligent. I guess this just goes to show you that freak accidents can occur to the best of us no matter how many precautions you take.

I really wish they let him have his phone more often. Like, do they confiscate it and he steals it back? Does he get it back as a reward for doing good things (not sure what those might be)? Do they have to wrestle it out from his hands mid tweet (covfefe!) or does he hand it over? Do they take it when he’’s not…

My dad’s family were Hungarian immigrants. Maybe that was why affection in terms of hugs and “I love yous” never came easily to him. He was gruff but we quickly learned it was mostly just show and he became “The Old Bear”. He taught me how to: throw a split finger knuckle ball, how to tie over a dozen types of knots,…

My Dad was a wonderful man. He took my sister and I to breakfast every Saturday morning so Mom could sleep in. This happened every Saturday (I got cheeseburgers, sis chocolate chip pancakes) no matter how long he’d been on the road (selling hunks of steel - that z-shaped thing your bike pedal is on is a “forging”). He…

Ahahahaha this comment :D :D :D

We should totally send the Yankees there to help! Maybe the Red Sox too just for good measure. 

Can somebody please give Mike Pence a mirror?