Sure, but a pony IS a little horse.

she is so fucking horrible stfu caitlyn

I was gonna say. Wasn’t Pence responsible for a localized epidemic? Seems it’s all just falling into place for them.

They must be taking their cues from Mike Pence’s smashing public health record in Indiana. Also, I believe this falls under Jared’s purview. I am starting to think a business MBA from Harvard is not worth the paper it is printed on, especially when you have to bribe people for the paper.

Liberals can’t even shoot straight.

I can’t get anything to really grow on my face so I never rock it.

Don’t be jealous. It doesn’t suit you. ;-)

Oh yeah, can’t argue with that.

This was lovely.

Indeed. Now if I could only get my Anson post out of the greys, people could appreciate the whole 2 minutes of effort I put into assembling this little collection regarding this fine-ass man. I mean, as white dudes go, his is a pretty that actually stands out. You’re not going to mistake him for Chris, or Chris, or…

They’re similar in as much as they’re both noises made by birds. Chickens go “cuck, cuck, cuck”, while turkeys go “goebbel, goebbel, goebbel”.

You are a wise man.

Your wife is a very loyal, faithful woman, albeit filled with regret!

You called?

I’d have John Goodman over any of the men on this list. Except for maybe Jason Momoa.

You mean full-figured men? Real Men™? As they say, Real Men have guts. :-D

Dammit, took me a minute. Pick a star out of the box.

“Zaddy” sounds like slang from the early 20th century. “Zooks, Zaddy, it’s 23-skidoo for us and your zoot suit!”