matisyahuserius
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No joke. The posts here are much more detailed than most of what runs on the other platforms. I mostly use the Gizmodo sites as a handy news aggregator, but The Root is unique in terms of content and voices. Love it, and I learn new things every day.

you just blew my mind

What’s ironic is that she’s wearing camo to be seen.

Especially with that horrendous combo of platinum bob and very dark eyebrows.

Ha ha! I spent a lot of time in Beijing as a 5'9" woman and that statistic seems like a god damn lie to me! (along with their state-reported AQI)

if you’re gonna pander why not pander to 1.4 billion?

Dammit. You’re so correct and I have to turn in my now fake geek card!

Geek correction: Vibranium is the element that is found in Wakanda so it’s safe to say that’s what the throne is made from. Not adamantium.

I am really glad someone said this. I don’t know why so many people are rooting against someone making a historic milestone other than just mean-spirited bitter stupidness.

Not to mention her reps say they’d never heard of this company before, but Plugged has purchase orders and receipts for when Kylie’s ripoff company requested huge orders. “I’ve never heard of this company that I made a massive order with then copied. Nope.” Then they have the nerve to send the original company a cease

Also, does the Nissan Kix count?

If you like IKEA meatballs:

Currently couch surfing so without a fixed address but I will revisit this post and pass you along my deets. Feel free to send it collect (or whatever it’s called when the recipient pays for the package).

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I need it right now. Please tell me what you have!

“They’re not hoops. They’re halo ear rings” - Kylie Jenner probably

I’m quite tired of wypipo bending over backward endlessly to excuse and excuse and excuse the repetitive and deliberate pathology of other wypipo.

Dude, everyone gets uncomfortable when they sit on transit. It’s really not just you and your balls.

Whenever dudes complain about the balls thing I always just look pointedly down at my (admittedly huge) chest and am like “Are your balls bigger than those? Because I manage to sit in a public transit seat with my arms in front of me or immediately at my sides with them in the way. I think you can manage it with your

The worst offenders of this bullshit by far are beckies with box braids or bantu knots who think that because Salim or Tyrone dick them every couple of nights (and they agree to suck his homies off after the klerb) that they can say that word with impunity. I once beheld this young black man at a function acting all