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I used to lean #TeamKaty just because I hate Swift so much, but she’s been making some seriously dumb moves lately so now I am also #TeamNobody

I find it kind of hard to imagine that Swift is so petty she’d have her music go back on today just to fuck with Katy Perry

I loved how he compared child care (breastfeeding, strollers) to spreading out your legs so you can feel more comfortable and masculine as the womenfolk go about their annoying business of allowing themselves and their children to take up any public space whatsoever.

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I always loved that clip. Jim E gave fair warning, so I respect him for putting Rome in his place. And I kinda respect Rome for having the balls to poke the bear. I’m not a Rome fan but that took some stones.

YAY!! I LOVE CHOCOLATE, TOO! IT’S BLOODY AWESOME!! IN FACT, I AM GOING TO HAVE SOME RIGHT NOW.............YUM!!!!

What the hell?!

Just enough for you to see it.

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Don’t touch people who don’t want to be touched.

You are a very well-informed citizen and attorney. I’m not sure everyone knows about Resistbot (I know I feel like I’ve had to 1-2-3 a few things for folks today, even people whom I thought knew how this kind of thing went).

I love over long dresses but I feel like I need at least 10 cm. more to look ok.

I like him now more because of that t-shirt...

I can not believe you have a 5'3" shirt. That means you are super tall. But if you are super tall I have to flirt a little so:

I would also think she especially would be cognizant to the idea of unwanted touching.

I don’t think I’d want strangers running up and hugging me either. Maybe she was a fan that slipped through the ropes? Judging by the worried look on his face, he had no idea who this person was, nor what she was going on about. Imagine if this had been Michael Richards running up to hug Beyonce and she was like, “I

False equivalency because GOP email servers illuminati redneck alt-right MAGA MAGA MAGA old white guys know best or something.

Nah, I don’t want his tendrils anywhere near my naughty bits.

*raises hand* I volunteer.

Dat ass.

I FEEL LIKE YELLING, BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO YELL ABOUT! WAIT