He won’t, because he doesn’t have to. I’ve never seen a man so fucking lucky in all my born days.

Herr Asshat knows what he is saying. And he says it without a trace of irony. He doesn’t understand that had there been accusations during the electoral process and had he not won - he would have been the first screaming until blood came rushing out of his tiny fingers about how the White House interfered with the…

“If they fainted, why doesn’t Matisyahu think weebleswobble fell down?”

I’m embarrassed by how long this took me to get, but well played Matisyahu, well played. Genuinely LOL’d when it clicked.

You just need more practice. I used to faint every time somebody gave me a long bear hug—just slithered out of their arms and hit the deck.

It was all part of my cool gender ‘reveal’... I had the bottoms of my shoes painted baby blue.

OH MY GOD

i cant even wrap my head around the china/tibet angles

Just imagine; a few months from now The President’s reaction would be

Wow. Weird, he didn’t even mock her medical condition.

i cant even wrap my head around the china/tibet angles

Very good points and an example of the kind of thoughtfulness we could have had.

My only argument for a white male Strange is that the story really is about him shedding layers of unthinking privilege. If he was Latino or Middle Eastern, that sense of smug entitlement wouldn’t make quite as much sense?

Well, as I understand it that wasn’t so much an official admission from the studio as it was the criminally amazing C. Robert Cargill (the film’s screenwriter) saying, “Look, the decision was out of my hands, Marvel told me that we could not make this a Tibetan character because China.” I don’t get the impression he…

I know what you feel and I love Orlando, too.

so much this

People’s reading comprehension absolutely MUST improve. And I concur with Mattie-serious. This whole damn place (and commenters) have made me see things through eyes that aren’t always blue/green. If you know what I mean.

“has there been any real discussion of the karl mordo character, written as white, being played by chiwetel ejiofor in the film?”