Before we moved to our current location, my husband and I really liked another house. Unfortunately, the address was on White Way, and that was a deal breaker. (I know it was probably a Broadway take-off, but still.)

She should show up in court, kick the doors wide open, and just say “Oh my gawd.....HERE I AM!!!!”

Nah, they won’t buy it back. New edition coming out.

ESPECIALLY when it truyly refers to the BIRTH of the child. They don’t give two fucks about what kind of life the kid has: living in poverty, access to quality education, food, etc.

I kinda want her to stab him next time, because:

If you don’t work in the novelty automotive accessory industry, you have missed your calling. 

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I have a bone to pick with you, and would rake you over the coals if I could.

Actually a new edition came out.... so we can buy it back. Sorry bud

Damn. So good. And also shocked that so many people on this site got the reference. I under estimated you, Jezebel Readers.

The cover has some dings, so probably not.

Thanks for that. It’s teeth grindingly insane. Wonder how long till the next children’s crusade...

The cover is worn, so $13.75 is what we can really offer him.

I know this conservative insanity has been in play for a long time now. But, what about the very thing these Yahoo’s were fighting against in 2001, fundamentalists? They’re turning our country into a hateful fundamentalist bastion of the worst kind...does that mean Bin Laden won? We’re teetering (I feel) on the edge…

“The media tries to make my move to the White House, as it pertains to my business, so complex”

fuck yeah. that’s the best thing I’ve read in days

and maybe she can knife him?

They do have something of a vetting process — a random person with no name recognition and no connection to Hollywood couldn’t buy one. But they define name recognition and Hollywood connections fairly liberally, for obvious reasons.

Don’t have a cow, man.