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A tweet is about the only thing his beef can fill?

All of those bad puns just flank the issue.

OK my turn...I wanna play! I...I.....got nuthin’....le sigh.

A rare gem.

Stop ribbing the poor guy. Seriously, who gives a chuck?

I can’t truly believe this until I see a sauce.

Trump roast.

Okay, okay. We get the jokes. Time to mooooove along, little dogies.

Yeah, hopefully he’ll loin his lesson

Be careful mentioning skirt steaks to him, though, he might grab it by the rib eye.

He prefers to skirt the issue. A real round about way to chuck an idea into the brisket.

nice. I admire the subtlety of this joke.

All the stars for you. Best comment I’ve seen all day

When I first drove into Oregon, I thought the people were all superstitious and I started calling these “the eye of Sauron”.

She is terrible. She’s a beard for bigotry.

/gets odd sensation on side of head

Not quite.