matisyahuserius
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I’m unfamiliar with this man’s work, but is he actually intelligent or only desperately trying to sound so?

Congressman, I know pussy. I knew pussy. Pussy is a friend of mine. And Kevin McCarthy, he’s no pussy.

First and only move is to discredit the witness?

Who is going to be the heroic Jezebel whistleblower that reveals Kylie Cheung’s entire Slack message?

“You refuse to let go of some [photos] and you’ve made that clear. I hope they make you happy.”

Is there anything they did right?

Yep, more or less creepy is the perfect way to put it.

Mondays, on FOX.

...regard their impending trial as an opportunity to “demonstrate their innocence and vindicate their reputation.”

https://www.loc.gov/item/today-in-history/june-19/

I hope he sees this, Royal Bigness.

It felt thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.

I think that Nikki Haley is actually running to be the women’s issue of our time.

OK man, I’ll just receive you...

Nikki - the Supreme Court just said that your bodies are not your own, maybe thats bigger than sportsball.

“Please hate.”

And yet, its the people who work from home that are morally wrong, eh Elon?

Anyone can design a new bag, designing one that’s 49 years old takes talent.

...circumstances beyond his control have transpired which have resulted in Mr. Costner having to participate in a dissolution of marriage action...

“Appropriately catching heat