Pete isn’t chasing clout, he’s buried under an avalanche of it emanating from the women he’s dated.

“This is dress is unbelievable.”

I like Christiana Aguilera way more than her sister Christina.

Quite the bald-faced lie, and then some.

“Rouse"

Looks like there was a little else to this than Elon led us to believe.

In a packed the to brim with nausea article, this for some reason stuck out to me.

i.e., the phone book.

many of the men signing up for dick filler have average size penises

Thats not Wednesday pictured, btw.

Read it again, for the first time.

As a demonstrably mediocre man, I was offended by this:

These are all way better if you read them in a shaky falsetto.

I wouldn’t know where to start, it was my first time attending and it was pretty f’en magical.

I attended last night, and I gotta tell you, Jasmin Savoy Brown came down the elevator into the lobby about an hour before the show, and it was a damn reveal...most of the room just hushed themselves.

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vintage kacey musgraves takes the cake...

I actually saw them giving away a similar setup on The Price is Right earlier this year:

Oh, I dunno, Shadow Pico sorta goes off.

One my my favorite things about Kylie is that she has sifted through life’s dross, and found only that which matters to her.