I think that Nikki Haley is actually running to be the women’s issue of our time.

OK man, I’ll just receive you...

Nikki - the Supreme Court just said that your bodies are not your own, maybe thats bigger than sportsball.

“Please hate.”

And yet, its the people who work from home that are morally wrong, eh Elon?

Anyone can design a new bag, designing one that’s 49 years old takes talent.

...circumstances beyond his control have transpired which have resulted in Mr. Costner having to participate in a dissolution of marriage action...

“Appropriately catching heat”

Pete isn’t chasing clout, he’s buried under an avalanche of it emanating from the women he’s dated.

“This is dress is unbelievable.”

I like Christiana Aguilera way more than her sister Christina.

Quite the bald-faced lie, and then some.

“Rouse"

Looks like there was a little else to this than Elon led us to believe.

In a packed the to brim with nausea article, this for some reason stuck out to me.

i.e., the phone book.

many of the men signing up for dick filler have average size penises

Thats not Wednesday pictured, btw.

Read it again, for the first time.

As a demonstrably mediocre man, I was offended by this: