personally, i thought it was just as good as any other x-men movie that isnt called first class or logan.

hrm, now why on earth could that be?

well, if nothing else, i can now see how he got his name.

as sort of a general rule, thats a good order to do things in.

Came for this joke

more like cock ring of honor, amirite?

trust me, there are way worse ways to misspell his name.

yeah, but, who was he wearing?

it’s no guarantee that he’ll be considered toxic by another, less scrupulous team.

you already know what must be done, tom....the question is, are you prepared to do it?

all that i have, all that i create, i give to you, freely.

it means, “there’s no need to speak further of this, jinni just ended it with style.”

blackface is beyond the pale.

have those ellipses checked, friend...i think they have elephantiasis.

inasmuch as i married my wife because she looked like fairuza balk, who, in this cast, should i be focusing on doppelgängers of?

you know, katie, tom delonge is an actual goddamn human being, with agency, with thoughts, with dreams and the right be treated as such.

alternate headline:

my favoritest part is that now i can tell its meant to be beyonce.

Cum On, Feel The Noize!

i try to never let a good a good pun go to waste.