eclipse

that reminds me of the time i was feeling homesick for the south, so i went to amazon to order up everything it takes to make my favorite breakfast (no syrup or sugar, thanks) and they sent me some silly western movie.

nobody beats the whiz!

peepeev

For the last time

the fuck does he know? he tried to hide his sexuality with a houseplant.

by a longshot, sorry friend!

oh, that’ll be bidet!

The jokes practically write themselves.

God damnit, I knew I wasn’t here in time to make that joke first

Are you talking about pee tape sports?

“The First Family is very active in water sports.”

lemmy, for starters:

on the road? no.

and i know just the guy for the job!

no one wants to eat the rich when they look so unappetizing.

House of Cars confirmed.

someone should create a documentary which tracks down these audience members, have them recount the experience and show us how the car, if still in their possession, has fared.

As for what else Quibi has coming in the future, it has vaguely discussed a slate of programs with names like Sam Raimi and The Rock attached. It also announced today that it’s looking to keep its audience informed about the world through a partnership with the BBC. But don’t sweat that stuff, the news shows will only…