by a longshot, sorry friend!
MatisyahuSerious
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oh, that’ll be bidet!
The jokes practically write themselves.
God damnit, I knew I wasn’t here in time to make that joke first
Are you talking about pee tape sports?
“The First Family is very active in water sports.”
Now playing
lemmy, for starters:
on the road? no.
and i know just the guy for the job!
no one wants to eat the rich when they look so unappetizing.
House of Cars confirmed.
someone should create a documentary which tracks down these audience members, have them recount the experience and show us how the car, if still in their possession, has fared.
he’s aware of the roof being on fire, but unaware that everyone who pulled out is content to watch the motherfucker burn.
well, thats unsettling.
you said but plugs.
(I’ll be here all week...)
What have you got at home????!!!!
i have an inkling, which i will confirm when i get home tonight.
Axeholes.