i don’t believe anything i have ever said or done has gotten so many so up in their feels.

if they sentence you to any time at all, its sexism, and i will fight for you.

getting your poorly-conceived jingoistic talking points together before you come up in here with that nonsense, ya twat.

my fingers said to my brain, “we got this, you just relax.”

I’m sick of her throwing “being a mom” out there like it’s a job qualification.

sarah believes being a woman trumps being a monster.

#allholybooksmatter

unless it’s bring your mosquito to school day, i think this is sound advice.

as were the crusades.

let the god times roll!

dont try to derail me - i know that’s a song by chumbawamba.

chances are high, considering he keeps lowering himself to their level, yeah?

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

we’re sure its not rhyming slang for rich, yeah?

and they showed up at my door with...oatmeal raisin goodies

stick to storms!

any chance he’s playing with a full deck?

thanks

what a card!