matisyahuserius
MatisyahuSerious
matisyahuserius

After a month, wherever I am, I speak in the local accent.

now that, is magic, j~j.

that’s them painting themselves with a broad brush, not me.

i appreciate you taking the time to state this, acolyyte... i’ve been in both of your states, and met many a quality and fascinating individual that i would be honored to call friend, but a person is a person, and people are people, and while they may be hip, this is what’s happenin:

we get it, you vape.

i will say this about dark phoenix - of all the movies jennifer lawrence has ever been in, it is by far the most recent.

i’m gonna be perfectly honest here...i thought gas was colorless.

so, she’s both professionally and personally lazy?

Also, it’s comments like yours ^^^that brought me back, like Tinkerbell or some shit.

citation needed

chrises are like pizza is like sex: when the chris is great, its great, but when it isnt, theres pizza.

it’s not that he didn’t learn anything, it’s that he doesn’t care.

HBO’s Euphoria is already stoking ire in the mighty Parents Television Council

most definitely - and immodesty means i’m insecure about the size of yours.

And as I’ve said before, I can’t help but scream when the national media invalidates their own transphobic reporting with the (clueless) realization that gender is a learned set of behaviors and visual motifs that can easily assign new meanings to pre-existing concepts.

very true! as a tall man with a remarkably average cock, this did not occur to me, and i apologize.

One day, maybe men will feel as free as women to wear tights, sans towels or shorts