Never mind that, though—we want the receipts!
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LOL. You are just trying to make me feel better,
hopefully they Bounce his ass from any position having dominion over any other human.
fun fact: she asked me, in an early chat, what sorta ladies i was into...so i described what i looked for in a partner - tall, dark, mad, bad, dangerous to know, etc. her response? you’d love my cousin REDACTED.
sometimes we, quite literally, have to spell these things out.
way to keep it reelz, man.
This part. This is the part. Happens every time.
yeah, i BET he does.
with the exception of me, of course, who never dated anyone under 5'10" until such time as i met the woman who became my wife, online, and became smitten with her diminutive self.
My favorite is stockings... supposedly fits 5'1"-5'10", and the crotch hangs round your knees when you put them on
much like kristen and alanis, i have enjoyed your insight, honesty and humor for years, so of course you can come!
he’s the guy who makes sure trump never ever gets sunburned.
would that i had a writer friend, then she could just set a scene there.
you and me both!
*rewrites subject line to no longer say AN URGENT MISSIVE FROM PISSED OFF LADIES*
i know someone who directs episodes of the show - consider this article forwarded.
it’s practically a cover.
correct - under would be preferable and more beneficial.
correct - under would be preferable and more beneficial.