Who the fuck does this???

This is what’s known as a “rotary car dumper,”

jetlopnik, rather. 

your friends have weird names.

with one major difference, i only want to hook up with one of them.

jez will when trump does.

More Like Honda (Didn’t Quite) Fit, Amirite? 

i didnt even know troye sivan had a twin sister!

It’s a whole new culture. The whole business has changed. The whole man-woman relationship has changed to a severe degree. It’s all about sensitizing you to what is harassment.

agreed - enough 1 and 2 becomes something others will handle for you.

more like ottofellating.

That dress looks like a condom with holes cut in it. 

.. moves fuzzy blankie from favourite aunt aside, pats space next to me, offers up cookies from afore-mentioned aunt to dunk in our milk and Pepsis.

the only thing it has ever said to me, seemingly unprompted, was aren’t you a bit old to be wearing t-shirts to work?

I... kinda liked it...

Why you make me cry, brother?

the bear has a name you know - juicebox.

ansel elgort, reppin’ that brockhampton gear, yo.

Let’s pause here to examine what happened because there undoubtedly is a white person reading this who wants to say: “I don’t get how this is racist.”