its clearly indicative of an airline that doesn’t give a f.

behold!

Cooper and Pressley were placed under arrest and given felony drug charges,

“Yep, you’re mostly a glass of milk with legs.”

Here’s hoping that’s the last of the fallout from this Williams’ wild, messy interview.

looks like camille needed a friend:

this is the last thing i wanted, deb...

it does not mean that, because that is, in fact, why i’m here.

and if you don’t feel like pronouncing it like tie, fight her!

when you learn at the feet of your father that a good ice breaker is grabbing a woman by the pussy, then yeah, sexual assault is 100% adorably asking her out.

those spiders aren’t gonna 2 y their own bananas, barry.

I was both confused and disappointed that he didn’t go on to employ mathematical proofs to make his point.

shameless, its a television program on showtime.

don’t get too excited, it’s temporary, as he mentions that he’s currently on holiday:

and quite magical...i've heard.

this was, by far, the dirtiest thing i’ve ever done on jezebel.

pull out?

he’s been to the Guy Fieri house of Hair

you would notice that, wouldn’t you lpc-w?