I swooned just reading this!

Would love to meet him—Tony Curran, right? English?

did i ever share how i cosplayed as that vincent at a doctor who convention and the actor was there? nothing else in my life even approaches how embarrassing it was when his publicist tracked me down because he wanted to meet me.

stry harder next time, “bruh.”

percentages never seen before in our history, many people are saying.

i love it when a plan comes together. 

you cant steal that! i already stole it, its mine!

whereas i heard it in the voice of a sly toddler truthfully admitting that he didn’t know who ate all the cookies, because after he ate all he wanted, he threw the rest away.

Trump also reportedly called his “both sides” claim after white supremacist rally last year in Charlottesville, Virginia, his biggest mistake.

and yet, we persist.

and the hands >>>>> moar sex.

You married well.

half, on her mother’s side, she says.

this is far more charming than when my wife did it in our home.

i may not agree with you, but goddamnit, i respect you.

but we were just getting to know each other!

this is a bad take and you should feel bad for having it.

if i had the chance to do it all over again, i would, twice.

I mean, Lebron was calling himself ‘The King’

He’s been referred to as both King James AND The King. Who came up with the name is fucking pointless, because he embraced it before his first game and as far as I know has not requested that people stop.