its not as nice as you’d think, rachel.

he’s modern presidential.

all of his supporters taking advantage of the affordable care act who wanted to him to repeal obamacare are definitely not digging their heals.

think about what you’ve dune here, and take your damn ishtar:

man oh man, imma go ahead and sit at the kids’s table today, because your pun game is adults-only, $kay.

not blushing, not blushing even a little.

you are definitely receiving what i am sending here.

you are anything but dumb, id...one only has to pluck any single post of yours for proof positive to the contrary.

i volunteer as tribute! 

is anyone with ban hammer power actively silencing them?

i want that.

can dwight fix their myriad locker room problems? i say yes, he can, sir!

I saved my most important blog for last.

*swoon*

hi, Matíz (née Serious) here, and as you can tell by my name, i was recently ghosted!

i dunno, i guess it gives it a certain pop!

“Those successes, at this point, I’m going to take as my own. I’m not going to attribute those to him because he obviously, he honestly did a lot more damage to my life than good.”

just keep this in mind, imap:

sadly, no, i do not.