oui, wood!

is why her hangers the new but her emails?

Doing what?

BieBall

Regina Betty, rather.

whats above hyperbole? superbole? megabole? manute bol?

this was a fraud ass stagnancy.

What I do know is they jetted off to Sag Harbor shortly thereafter

after this stagnant World Cup showing

if she doesn’t fall off her shoes first

any mention of him pissing his tactical pants when she confronted him?

i mean that, at least, is ticking the right trump boxes - he is the physical manifestation of hyperbole, so of course even losses like this have never been seen before.

oh, sorry! i didn’t realize that was a requirement, as it wasn’t in most of the other articles.

wait, this deadspin world cup article is incomplete: which team is the fraud?

looks like that chase fraud protection really paid off, eh russia?

fun theroot.com fact!

not that these sage words need a visual, but prepare yourself for the shock of that delivery:

What’s wrong with his skin?

i revel in this truthiness.

you can see anything you wish in those clouds if you look long enough, hannah.