Yes, my sexual inadequacy was fairly explicitly the whole point of the joke but—for the second time—you really nailed it.
I always thought that Jarvis Landry, Landry Jones, and Jarvis Jones should all study law and start a firm together.
Congratulations, you have just won one (1) Internet. Where would you like us to deliver it?
Baby Shark do doo dooo doooo dooooo dooo doooo
I’m convinced the new owners of deadspin bought a massive insurance plan and are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out. Good article Chris, too bad a half dozen ads and autoplay videos crash it every paragraph.
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Joe Westworld
Killing Splinter at this moment in time was really stupid.
What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies? Are they road-tripping together? Will the video be available as a subscription?
I’m not at all one of those people who says “actually I’m not white I’m Jewish” but it is total fucking bullshit when Bernie is cast as Just Another Old White Guy Candidate.
Yup. Jews in America are “conditionally white.” They tend to be white-passing, generally don’t experience overt forms of marginalization or discrimination...until they do. Until a white nationalist murders people in a synagogue.
Unless Tulsi
Well, very technically, members of the Jewish faith have “always been white” since about 1985 or so, so many voters have forgotten a time when members of the Jewish faith weren’t always white. The funny thing about whiteness is that not only do the boundaries fluctuate, with new groups that were previously…
Section of the document devoted to men’s appearance: “You have pants on. Good. Well not always, amirite?”
Yeah, and what about the Irish and Italians!
“Is ideology more important than race and gender? Genuinely curious.”
Childlike. CHILDLIKE.
As an EY alum who was denied a promotion because I was pregnant, then laid off six months to the day after returning from maternity leave, this is the least surprising thing I have ever seen.
And you don’t think Hasbro might have some relationship with China?