We made it through a decade without a Yankee championship! Rejoice!

Fans cleared out of the way, but Springer came up juuuuust short on the leap.

I’m always shocked when the camera pans the crowd at Yankee Stadium how many guys look in serious need of a throat punch, it’s quite a startling percentage.

I am not an avid baseball fan, mostly casual, but try to at least follow the games as they happen for the Astros because I'm in Houston. I was having dinner with my wife tonight to make up for being gone for two weeks overseas and suddenly heard a MASSIVE commotion when this happened. This wasn't a sports bar, but a…

We want to extend a nation-wide heartfelt gratitude to Houston and D.C. for saving us from a Fall Classic befouled by the Yankees and Cardinals. The Yankee team is stocked with actually decent men, save for the petulant and perfidious Sanchez. For one example, Judge is not only a great player but seems like an…

LOOOOOL

Congratulations upon seeing that picture for the first time in my life I audibly said fucking white people

Going from V12 to 12V? Now that’s a switcheroo.

Try being gay and dating a girl who looks exactly like you.

Sure. How hard can it be to hire 48,000 new employees at once, and then train them to build cars?

I am a CPS parent and I say, give them what they want. I would go further and cap charter school growth (which I believe they did in LA) - they perpetuate the segregation and they take public funds while not being held accountable to the public for results or proper spending. Rahm’s expansion of UNO charters, CPS…

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

Sale getting injured, Price having recurring injuries, and a two-timy TJ surgery patient bring ineffective have nothing to do with baseballs. They were repeatedly mismanaged.  Sale always fades late in the season, and injuries happen.  They let the bullpen get worst y by allowing their one good reliever go and…

I believe the seams are less pronounced. Very slightly so, but the pitchers get that much less of a grip, which means they generate that much less spin rate, which means the ball dances that much less over the plate. So basically what used to be a biting slider is now a big ol meatball over the plate waiting to turn…

Not a great argument. If you are a player who relies on movement, the new ball is going to disproportionately hurt you more than if you’re a flamethrower who lives at 98 MPH. And it disproportionately hurts any team without a deep bullpen, as the game in 2019 is to throw the baseball as hard as you can and hand it…

A lot of them had great years in 2018 and were bound to regress. And I don’t think the baseballs had anything to do w/ Sale throwing 80 mph “fastballs” in April and May.

Then I want Tiffany Trump to rise up and reveal herself as a progressive elven queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love her and despair!

I hadn’t seen a posting regarding the passing of Rep. Elijah Cummings. It’s a sad loss for Congress and I hope, wholeheartedly and unabashedly, that Rep. Cummings will haunt Trump for the rest of 45's wretched existence. And to connect it to the actual story I’m commenting on: he can also haunt Donj & Van-Van and Eric…

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Jarvis Cocker has the horniest voice ever.