“wild-caught, farm-finished salmon.” 

#nodaysoff

Lucky for you, I was able to find an actual neuroscientist who researches cognitive and behavioral neuroscience. Coincidentally, her last name is Harriot and—oh shit! Guess where she earned her MD and Ph.D.?

Just today, from another commenter: that GMG’s readers aren’t its customers, the advertisers are.

Damn, that story was triggering. Harriot got me having flashbacks and shit.

I wish I had a Mrs. Sellers tell it like it is. All the Black teachers I had hated Black kids because they had apartments on Randalls Island or in Westcheter and felt they ‘came up’. These uppity negroes despised the fact they had to come into…

It’s about the deputy feeling disrespected I’d wager.

“I am not as comfortable with this one as the last one.”

20% is your max? You monster.

My favorite is Green Mountain Gringo Salsa but I’m guessing that was out of the price range?

God, The Rocketeer is so incredibly underrated as a whole. But Jennifer Connelly in that white dress...

Mark Ruffalo, Andy Serkis, Judy Greer and Brie Larson are all in this thing? What an embarrassment of riches in the supporting cast!

Also, weird that they all ended up in the MCU, but I guess everyone does eventually.

Thank you so much for putting this in my head for the next couple of hours:

Glasnow picked the worst possible time to adopt glasnost.

And either equally baffling or straight up malevolent that they gave him the SNL job that requires the most contact with new names, geographical locations, and other words to butcher.

Yeah, the consensus here is pretty spot-on. I can’t make heads or tails out of the writer’s angle. It’s some sort of take down on Macdonald’s take down but it’s buried in so much noise that it’s impossible to parse. I don’t care if Norm’s politics seem like they skew vaguely conservative. He’s still funny. Dennis…

As someone with a learning disability, I find some comfort in this comment in that I was not the only one struggling to follow along. Reading this article made me feel like I was on a bus, riding on a crappy road, hitting potholes.

Look guys, I’m not gonna defend Norm on this one, but just... just come right out and actually criticise him, okay? Just say that he said some dumb shit if that’s what you want to say. You really don’t have to smother everything in layers of knowing snark and eye-rolling irony to the point where it’s incomprehensible.

I read this whole article and I don’t understand a bit of what this situation is about. This shit seems exhausting, I’ll be over here continuing to abstain from social media

Well, shit. I guess he’s fired from Twitter now, too.

I’m not sure if you are being serious about not knowing what “white Mercedes” is, or not. I suspect or not.. But I’m pretty sure she is talking about the white ecstasy pills with the Mercedes star pattern pressed into them. As it relates to the video, yeah you’re right. A video with cars in it titled white Mercedes…