Wait it out, at some point it will simply become stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

You and I remember Budapest very differently.

LOL. I was about to say “Why cut Brown now? How will the Pats handle the Jets without him, having to rely on guys like Tom Brady throwing to Josh Gordon and Julian Edelman”?

Well that escalated, deescalated, escalated and deescalated quickly...

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

While Ross was a terrible character, David Schwimmer was a deeply underrated physical comedian upon re-watch.

“be doing the moon.”

I do not know who filed the complaint but I am sorry to inform you Donny, but there are plenty of lifelong Republicans in the intelligence community that think you are a clear and present danger to this nation’s national security and that promising foreign leaders money in exchange for attacking your domestic…

Re: “we’ll be doing the moon.” I am reminded of a refrain penned by the late, great Kurt Vonnegut:

First time I rode in a M113 I got in and took off my helmet and soon after my head hit the inside of the armor as we went bouncing down a trail.  Mech and Armor guys were helmets all the time.

Budapest, 1956 [colorized]

We’re not intimidated by Kristen Lee in a tank. We have the strongest Space Force there is and they can zap her with space weapons. I can order this, I may do that, we’ll have to see. And let me add, Ivanka who is beautiful and if not my daughter I’d probably be dating her, Ivanka would crush cars with much more…

Fuck off, “shit named sue”. I hate you too.

flames... on the side of my face

I AM SOMEWHAT DISAPPOINTED NO ONE NOTICED THIS IS ACTUALLY A GRITTY REBOOT:

The killer was the friends we made along the way.  

I’m already in line at the theater to see this, but then someone came out and told me that sir, this is an Arby’s, so I left.

Knives Out sounds like a cross between Gosford Park and Sleuth (the 1972 original, not the crappy remake) by way of Agatha Christie, which means this is now at the top of my must-see list.