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US federal law doesn’t cover Jamaica.

No street-certified miscreant is walking around Delaware carrying a straight razor.

I don’t even get what the point of that story is. He made fun of a kid and kicked him out of the pool, then he was gonna fight but instead apologized for calling the kid Esther Williams and they didn’t end up fighting. Like, big whoop? I totally avoided a lot of fights when I was young too.

Link please.  :-)

- FDR to Tojo, July 1945

Look, I grew up around a lot of uneducated, ignorant people. This is just how they speak. Always hyperbole. Always phrasing things in confusing or inaccurate terms. Always blustery. Always ridiculous.

Roethlisberger cares very little about consent.

She has the range

I haven’t been this distraught since Pol Pot died.

The October 28th game will determine next year’s draft.

Did you even read the article, much less the lede? 

Anyone going into the film is likely familiar with Jokers of yore: Jack Nicholson’s dancing and campy gangster, Heath Ledger’s cunning and truly brilliant criminal mastermind, and whatever Jared Leto was trying to do​ in Suicide Squad​.

This kind of bad luck, it’s almost like they have bad juju somehow. Like they’re buried on ancient burial ruins, or they use a cursed word or something. Weird.

Jorge Ramos is one of the most intelligent and straight-forward journalists I’ve ever seen/heard/read. Hope that shows tonight. 

Is it possible that this move is actually illegal? Could it be construed as a move to buy votes?

Alabania is currently recovering from the hurricane, so it might take a while.

Same here. Soon as I saw that cover all the memories came rushing back. Those books and the “Classics Illustrated” were huge to me as a kid.

Nah, the mouse doesn’t have the luxury of an ice cold Mingus Dew to soothe the sting afterwards.

Daddy...needs his medicine.

So it’s Captain Murphy?