“far-right extremist groups— from immigration foes to anti-Semitic bigots, neo-Confederates, Proud Boys, Patriot and militia types, outlaw bikers, swastika-wearing neo-Nazis, white nationalists and Ku Klux Klan members—all of whom seem emboldened by the Trump presidency.”

THEY ARE JUST ECONOMICALLY ANXIOUS

I’ll take mine with a manual....oh wait.

“Why do American political and business leaders seem to be practically begging North Korea to deep fry our asses on Twitter?”

>> But the six game suspension doesn’t address why the NFL was able to throw the book at Ezekiel Elliott

Is what happened to Tiffany Thompson six times worse than what happened to Molly Brown? Three times as bad as what happened to Janay Rice? There is no way to escape the message sent here to victims.

Diana thanks for working late on a Friday to get this out. You are one of Deadspin’s greatest assets, please keep up the good work.

What I want to know is how does the NFL determine that what Elliot did is worthy of a six game suspension, while Josh Brown’s actions only merited a single game?

Riddle me this! Why are people are paying $80 to watch Floyd Mayweather dance around this fellow?

Why did they slow down the video?

I didn’t punch him in the groin, I massaged his groin area with my hand using appropriate velocity and force. I totally told him what I was going to do in advance, he understood and was fine with it!

I’m a mediocre (at best) white man and I don’t even have the confidence. It’s rough. :/

WHAT IS THIS STORY?! WHO IS THIS MAN?!

He’s also a magician!

If I have to shave, it’s a date.

I’m trying to figure out if a cat wrote this. Does this sound like what a cat would write to trick a human woman into sex for the purpose of creating “the next level of human evolution”?

That was my favorite part. Will the cats be watching, or is there a missing piece of this where the woman will come live with him and his cats in 100% pure, 100% lethal bliss after the deed?

Not all countries.

oh god does he have a cat or is he a cat?

Why does she have to like cats? Is the cat going to be there? With little cat protective eyewear?