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I have like three racist bones in my body. I’m always complaining about them, but the rest of the bones won’t do anything about it. Two of them are real assholes and one of them is passive aggressive as shit. I don’t know, every time I think about yanking them out the other bones get all protective. Deep down, I

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

“when she saw the sign, she attempted to locate a store manager, but was unable to find one.”

I can’t believe they picked this week of all weeks to fight.

At this rate it’ll soon be a metaphorical fence. “If we believe in the wall, that makes it real whether we build it or not!”

“Hey, guys, let’s just make a border river! Like, a really big, grande river! That would be perfect!”

It’s almost as if promising no school on Fridays and free sno cones every day to get elected student president will come back to bite you in the ass.

A fence. Great, now we are going to be stuck with a bunch of un-retrievable Mexican baseballs.

“Color: BURN” ... kinda sums it up.

Different than “Finishing On” a Dish.

(Hi Claire. I’ll head out the backdoor now)

Flawed article. You claim that the 1998 Yankees had only 4 “home grown” players contribute at least 1 WAR that season, but you only counted players that they drafted for some reason. (I’m assuming to make your article look better.)

Cardinals fans.

Honestly, this is SO annoying to me. My Nomar shirt — oh, my beloved Nomar shirt! — is a boys 10/12 because it was that or, like, a dress of an adult’s shirt. I’m petite, and the tee fits, but man it binds my knockers in a way that I hate so much that I almost never wear my Nomar shirt. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT HURTS

She’s Performing With Lackluster and No Fucks Given

Balk.

Oh Really?

I suspect she’s on a program of primo, uncut Flintstones vitamins. Charley’s going to have to get with the program, or he’ll never catch up.

I’d still take Charley over 50 Cent on the mound.