Yeah. As an anti-drug program D.A.R.E. is pretty useless. However, a friend of mine was a D.A.R.E. officer, and one good thing about the program is that it addresses other issues, like bullying, self-esteem, etc., that kids face. And it does foster to some extent, improved community relations with the police (or at…

My son is a high quality person

Fun fact: a girl gave birth to Jesus.

An NDA cannot stop someone from reporting a crime.

I work in a pretty terrible place. Aggressive, abusive and hostile. They were furious when I announced I was pregnant (I had been there a year, which is 3x longer than anyone in my job before me). My boss just hired a woman, basically because she’s not. Her 2nd day, she announced she was pregnant. My boss was furious,…

omg this is the greatest instance of missing the joke I’ve ever seen

Men can’t get pregnant...

Keep writing about D&D!!!

Fucked up. I’m a 30something married women and I feel like employers look at me like I’m a ticking time bomb. Good thing I am unambitious and very happy in my stoner job

Who the fuck describes a person as “high-quality?”

“I want to address these rumors about Donald Trump Jr. What you’ve heard are lies. I don’t know this person, never met him. I don’t even have a son.”

A father and his son cannot be convicted of the same crime.

Magical Negro, dontchaknow?

Not that I disagree with your overall point, but doesn’t the Jungle Book take place in the Indian jungle?

“Is there a jail where I can still hunt large endangered animals?”

I think the real story here is, as it has always been, the fact that RUSSIA DIDN’T HAVE ANY OF HER GODDAMN EMAILS.

There's just one thing that annoys me; Hummus is garbanzos.