Is it a ridiculous statement, or is he correct?

Careful there, that’s like weaponized crying.

What even is that cow.

Markey and Warren! How can I ever leave you, sweet, sweet Commonwealth.

I appreciate the genre of Alex Jones conspiracies. Conspiracies about Alex Jones.

I’m really impressed with your chain of thought. Tell me more.

I am old, and Cardi B’s music and previous celebrity gossip has done nothing for me, but Cardi B the mom seems alright.

NPR, car radio: “And in a move never before seen by a sitting American President....”

He felt toward gastronomy as some men feel toward beautiful terrible women, and his conversation was for the most part a series of diatribes and scurrilous anecdote about dishes he had made, much as lecherous old men’s leering reminiscences would be about girls they had done the same thing to.

No? I feel like I want to answer No.

When God-Emperor Bill endorses Dunkies I will eat there every day of my life! (Just kidding, I already do).

Look, Ham, father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his Father, and that's why I need the religious freedom to enslave black people. It's just basic toleration for my religion!

“Hey, want to see what happens when the President is in open war with the DOJ, the Intelligence community, and the free press?”

“Ummm.... please, no?”

“Too late.”

Didn’t really need to even read that headline, thanks. So, so gross.

“Good.” - Danny from Wellesly, WEEI.

The shocking obliviousness of this aside, I don’t care if it’s a human right. It makes the country stronger! I’m a very selfish socialist. I want to be surrounded by educated, healthy, productive, low/no-debt people! I’m even willing to pay for it! If we all pitch in a dollar, and all get five bucks worth of quality…

What are the odds that no one knows how dressage works? You’re just happily upper-middle class, with a 24 ft. powerboat, a summer cottage. Then you wake up and you’re hanging out with Mitt Romney, nodding and saying ‘wonderful dressage, I say.’, and you both just nod and pretend like it’s a real thing.

But the Job Creators! It’ll trickle down. Supply-Side... eco... nomi... fuck me.

Prepares furious response.... reads past first sentence.... carry on, Sir or Ma’am.

Tell me more about this cheese reserve.