Right or wrong, these people care more about Papa John than me. That being said, a shockingly high percentage of them are wrong. Cause, Correlation, Cherry-Picking?

Thanks for that link! Have you read Kurlansky’s The Big Oyster? Fun read.

I guess some people care about golf, maybe?

I’m a mediocre white male! Why won’t some one bribe me? Anyone?

Everything that woman says is a lie! Wait a minute.... A are redheads Russian spies?

An eighteen year old told me yesterday his buddy had scored free tickets to “The Wheazer”. Am I out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong.

That’s a good apology! Points deducted for saying that crap in the first place, but points awarded for a decent apology.

Oh, Snapplepuss.

I go to the county fair! Lifetime pass!

I've lived in Plymouth County most of my life. What is Miss Plymouth County? I have never heard of it. I bet their farm system is weird af.

Did Mark Reynolds date a girl named Mark Reynolds in high school?

Shut your mouth!

I didn’t hate America -- didn’t like it as much as Young Avengers, but I placed it as the writers first comic book, she was trying to introduce too much too quickly. Given another year, all the different threads of her grandmother, her university, her sorority-thingy, her fan club, her ex -- they all might have felt…

Man, I just picked up the trade of Milk Wars and was like “should I know who this is”? I’ll check it out.

I started a habit of, whenever a new Mr. Miracle comes out, I put it at the bottom of the pile, and start reading from #1 again. It was cute when we like four in, but now it’s just a massive anxiety attack as I built up to the next bombshell. It’s absolutely brilliant, is what I’m trying to say.

Wait... But how long is a scorpion’s penis?

IT to the Celtics!

This is going to be my most hated move from this administration (I mean, I hope).

Can we have a Cuomo/Bloomberg primary? I’ve been meaning to claw out my eyes.

Plenty of far-right libertarians. I don’t know you, but this doesn’t sound too far off.