Felger is like the third/fourth least offensive person on my radio.

I’m going to feel so spoiled when Brady retires. I know that’s kinda smug, but honestly, it’s really really hard find a QB. A generational QB? A B+ QB? I’m not looking forward to the next faze.

How much of this did you have already researched and written, before the new Jeep came out?

Smithsonian has a Kickstarter? This seems like an awesome project, but... Kickstarter? Is this the new normal?

I’ve never had a Chickenback, but it sounds like a really really good idea.

Shush... I’ve got my fingers crossed for New Bedford.

But it’s not that he’s trying to distract us. He wants to distract himself. He’s going cross-eyed trying to figure out say, health-care, and is like ‘screw it, let’s focus on Iran for a bit, that’ll be easier!” He’s a kid trying to avoid his HW.

Tiki-torches. I don’t have anything else to add. Tiki-torches.

Ha! Last monday I was coming out of the staff meeting, and the building cop was explaining to a mom “You see, he had it divided into four little baggies, with a twenty stuffed in there. I’m old enough to know, and you’re old enough to know, that’s intent to distribute.” 6-8 School.

You search nine hundred students, and not one of them has drugs? BS.

I’m with you on this one.

Ah, you’re in a super-weird industry, but you’re sorta a good person at heart?! I don’t know how to feel about you.

Ummm... I’ll take the one on the left?

I can live with this.

I’m a Juggalo-sympathizer.

Great, now I sympathize with Juggalos.

Truth.

One of my dearest friends asked me why my father has a thirty foot flag pole in her yard. Where she’s from, outside London, a national flag is a clear indicator that she’s going to be judged by her skin color. I can see how some English prick could use the St. George flag to mean Anglos only. But for me, the US flag…

I’m a Patriots fan, and this seems about right.

Googles Grover Norquist’s age, wonders if he’s likely to pass soon.