I assume he’s offering stellar and motivated fielding?

Exactly this.

Goddamn it Carl, it’s nine p.m. and I can’t do this immediately.

That’s true, I am actively lobbying Congress to pass a bill ensuring that “John has to shut up.” Either that or just dismissing you as kinda a bad person, and flagging you when you call someone a F——-. Sometimes even I can’t tell the difference!

That was way harsh, Tai.

I have a FB friend who says that because Kid Rock had a black drummer at the 1999 Woodstock, he can say “W.E. he wants”. I don’t think that’s how this works.

This is extremely good silly fun.

Twelve dollars of pork, a bottle of bbq, and a couple onions will easily last through a school week. Check your goodwill for a slow cooker. And thanks!

So, my life course has been: get a job teaching, quit job to move back closer to family, get a job teaching, get laid off when they move the school to a smaller building. After six years of substituting and being an aide, and gambling on how long five pounds of picnic shoulder —> pulled pork can go without spoiling, I…

You know, I tried to sexualize Wonder Woman, I really did. But I was too busy going ‘Whoa, this is awesome’, with a sprinkle of strait up intellectual appreciation of ‘this person might be aesthetically perfect looking’. Half of that time I was looking at Pine though.

Biblical Archeology sounds awesome, but is probably really shitty.

Can I hijack this, before I give my answer? So six years ago, I lost my salaried job. Worked minimum wage, moved in with my parents, all those good things. But I learned to cook! So I was just hired, more than doubled my income. So, the question is — how do I build my new dream kitchen? Not just spices. I’m going to…

Oh man. I’m sure I’ll see JJ’s Star Wars and Star Treks. But I am legit excited about more Wonder Woman.

“I’m glad you got cancer. It really made you the person you are today.”

As a white guy, I’m gonna have to agree with you.

I love baseball like a father. But is gymnastics more fun?

Where’s Carl?

My sister is going, but I wish she wasn’t. I’m 99% sure the BPD will keep the event safe, but I just feel like these bastards would love it if 100k decent human beings showed up to denounce them. They’d be the real martyrs. I don’t need to feed that. I’m with Tina. Maybe that’s my white privilege. I really don’t feel…

Portuguese via Cape Verdeans and Brazillians.

I just got a job offer in New Bedford, MA. I am so ready. But do I pronounce it as my Spanish college roommate taught me, ‘Choritho’, or adopt local pronunciation, which can be as extreme as ‘Charise’?