I’m going to the Boston Garden to see the US Women’s Olympic team!

A Founding member of ISIS.

Chet. It was definately Chet.

I want to read this thread into eternity.

“You don’t understand, Mr. M! There was a Clown Outbreak in 1997, in 2003, and this will be the worst one!”

I had sous-vide beef tongue at the Liverpool House in Montreal last month, and it was spectracular. I believe they said they sous-vided, and then smoked.

yeah, Kenmore can get pretty sketchy. Darn BU kids.

Sad!

To take this in a different direction, I'm an out of work History teacher (it's wicked hard to land a History job in MA), and my high school Latin teacher recently told me to interview for a middle school Latin position in my home town. I have not studied Latin in fifteen years, but I would love to get this job. Like,…

I would be bawling my eyes out 1/3 of the way through giving that speech. WM.

Ugh. I feel like halfway through year three was a huge breakthrough, and then my school decided ‘nope, going from k-6 to k-8 was a bad idea, 7/8 teachers take a hike’, and now I can’t get a History job, and I’m just rusting.

I assume it’s some sort of jinx, or curse.

If I were to throw some grilled chicken on here, how would you flavor the chicken? BBQ? Blackened rub?

So... are you saying they need a Panda...? ‘Cause we have one we’re not really using... (crosses fingers, knocks on wood, spins three times and spits for luck)

Is this some sort of existential play? Because it’s making me acknowlede the absurdity of the universe.

So, discussion topic: How have our feelings about Miley changed? And/orKesha, if you feel like it. Because if I had to pick current artists, they would go high, even though I generally smile to like.... Lucinda Williams. EmmyLou. Folk music. But I love these badass y0ung women.

I walked out giggling and shaking my head. So much Jesus imagery! And I told my friend WW was probably the only good part, and I will probably see her film three times in the theaters. But now I’ve been thinking about it, and reading reviews (that caught little connecting bits I didn’t).... what if there aren’t as…

That seems.... accurate.

“I don’t advocate that these..... should be beaten with toxic stingray tails” is my new go-to.

If Kesha gets even a sliver of a victory out of this, I will buy her album opening day. Noone deserves this crap.