But I haven't even seen Pompe I yet!

This is my favorite exchange, ever.

"It's unfair that your drift boost will last longer / have a better effect that mine simply because you mastered this technique, it makes no sense,"

Yes. paper. As in, common slang for "newspaper" or, more frequently used in contemporary society to describe a news site. Good catch though. Silly me using a term that is not literal.

I know. I'm in central maine and seriously bitter about this summer.

Which is wrong, honestly if it's true. men should be allowed to wear skirts without penalty. Long story short, the whole dress code is whack yo.

What? This is a blog, not a paper. Does your condescension normally serve for civil discourse? Oy.

Funnily enough I didn't even notice any preedit issues because I was so horrified!

Are we seriously trying to rationalize the story line of a plumber that eat's mushrooms to grow and jumps on turtles? LOL. I mean, I'm not complaining, it's my favorite game but if you look at the story line... .it's weird as hell.

And charging for the cup adds a whole other layer to that idea.

What do these people think about passports? !

Who included Russia in my grandmother's crazy "FWD: FWD: FWD: YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS!" emails?!

Right? It reminds me a little of that Louis CK bit. Why are men afraid of women? They'll reject them. Why are women afraid of men? They may kill them. I'm paraphrasing poorly but it's been echoing in my head for a bit.

I just snorted a crouton. hahaha

In regards to #2, I'd have assumed that the hashtags were a joke.

Its is possessive. (The cat sharpened its claws). It's is short for "it is" as in "it's deep fryer."

Rape culture doesn't exist? What?

• Make sure you don't burn yourself on the toaster.

worth it.

Interesting. I've always found her to be semi attractive but as obnoxious as a post... or however that saying goes.