the spacing of them actually looks like they may have been taken out of their original home and pasted together.

I don't understand how several dults knew of this plan and did nothing.

I was >29 weeks along with my 3rd daughter when I found out. She's 2 now and pretty awesome but it was scary there for a bit. Definitely not something I'd have gone through voluntarily.

yeah it happens. There's always people willing to say how it couldn't have happened or the mother must have been lying blah blah. But it does happen. Pregnancy isn't as obvious for everyone, especially when they deal with chronic pain, being overweight etc.

Why didn't you put it back?!

At my, now fiance's family of origin, annual cabin camping trip, I was sitting on the couch leisurely enjoying a glass of port, pleased that in the first 48 hours of spending the weekend with his family, I'd managed not to drown or do anything too dumb.

I can't help but feel like this is a little funny.

*their

Just looked it up. They're totally best friends for life.

My last job was at a call center. My manager was awful. Working for her was an introverts nightmare. She was constantly in your face, micromanaging and criticizing everything from your smoking habits to your job performance. She also lied obsessively and would feign "proof" of wrong doings that never happened. She…

what in the fuck?

The best part of your explanation is that my browser is not recognizing your emojis, so they're just little boxes. It took me a minute to realize that the box isn't what the emoji is.

There's no way this wasn't a troll, and a good one, judging by his cohort.

after canceling everything, of course — although, I kind of feel like the person who said "I'm not going to do this should be responsible for that?" ...

TIL I don't know what "thirsty" means.

yeah. He's pretty straight up that it's a fetish thing and he's not offering an exchange for sex but looking for a willing participant to play the part. He's not taking advantage of a young woman at a truck stop with a broken down car. I deem this as a "not my thing but have at" sort of deal

It usually happens when a beer bottle is used as an ashtray. Ew.

I haven't read anything to be honest. I assumed it was just a problem I consistently had. I'll never use FedEx for anything ever again, though and I'm a pretty forgiving customer as far as understanding stuff happens sometimes.

OMG this happens to me almost every time and not even during the holidays. Fuck FedEx. Seriously. I was successful in getting the pissed off driver turned around once because I was legitimately in my driveway playing with the kids waiting because it was my maternity leave check, which I really needed and their next…